Yes, Ghost means it. Goodbye you worthless, horrible, teeth staining, fat generating, high fructose corn syrup infused demon swill!
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***I will reserve the right to consume soda under the following conditions:
1) The world is ending.
(Seriously…F*ck the calories….there’s more important sh*t going on…)
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2) Scarlett Johansson orders me to.
(Yes…..)
(Yes…..)
(Don’t hurt me…wait…okay, whatever you say!!!! Next week, again? Absoultely!)
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3) There is liquor trapped inside of a glass with the stuff. (Then, I’ll throw caution to the wind in order to save those precious spirits from that High Fructose Whore Syrup!!!)
(Don’t worry, Whiskey…I’m coming in after you! Never leave a man behind!!!)
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There she is. Ghost’s new project for the week. Look for diet/nutrition based improvements this month.
Neckbrace, you slave driving, personal trainer from hell…I’ll be seeing you real soon. Bikini season is fast approaching, and there’s no way I’m fitting in one right now. 
Ghost out…
Seriously? What are you going to drink then? Life without soda . . . Blasphemy!
What are you talking about? There’s Guinness, and Tullemore Dew, and Jameson…..there’s lots to drink.
Don’t you drink whiskey?
Actually, no I don’t drink alcohol (personal choice) & so I am absolutely gobsmacked someone would want to give up soda! I live the taste of virgin Pina Coladas, etc. Maybe I could drink just the mix if soda were outlawed?
Haha. Well, I will look at this from the glass half full statement. Someone chooses to NOT drink liquor….more for me…Gay guys don’t bother me at all….leaves me ladies for me! But I tell you…these lesbians are a REAL problem, dammit! They have got to be stopped!!!
You have my permission to drink all the alcohol I don’t drink. Now when I was young & used to drink I used to get bombed 7 nights a week & I can hold my liquor pretty well, so let’s say 5 – 6 drinks a night. Can you keep up? My share & yours too?
Whether I could is not the question…but I definitely shouldn’t drink that much. Haha.