What’s up, b*tches?
Dark Side here…stealing back the keyboard from the crybaby…I figured we needed to redeem our manhood with a little Dark Side spin on yesterday’s emotional twaddle…so here goes:
Have you ever told someone to ‘Go f*ck themselves’ via text and then forgot that you did…because they matter that little?
Have you ever used the Force to toss a Stormtrooper out the window…just cause you could?
Have you ever looked someone in the eye…knew they were into you..and smirked..cause you knew, that they knew…that you ‘had’ them?
Have you ever bought a girl a drink…and stole it right back minutes later? (What up, Leathernutz?)
Have you ever rocked someone’s world…but then couldn’t tell anyone…because they were an exes’ best friend/sister/cousin/acquaintance?
Have you ever flirted with someone…who was WAY out of your damn league…but got their number anyway?
Ever wanted to just smack someone for saying something dumb?
Ever actually done it? 
Ever thought that someone was the dumbest person ever….but then heard them say something else that confirmed it?
Ever throw your boss off a balcony to their death?
Ever told someone that you weren’t wanting to date seriously, but have them beg you to come over to have sex with them?
Ever go?
Ever tried to list the people that you’ve had sex with and called somebody, ‘That brunette..at that bar’?
Ever write a blog about the crazy crap that’s happened to you?
Ever told the God’s honest truth…and still have people doubt you…and then have that really hot chick you hooked up with confirm the story in front of your crew?
Ever honestly told your boys that you didn’t do anything with a girl…and have them not believe you?
Ever have an exes’ new person consistently swear they were still sleeping with you?
Ever had to have a conversation with your 14 year old about ‘manscaping’? (DON’T USE THE LIGHTSABER, LD!!!)
Ever have a girl tell you that she wants to have your babies…in the middle of sex…so you get up and leave?
Ever wonder how dumb the average human being actually is?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dark Side rules!!!
Ghost out…
my parents found “the list” when I was about 25 or so… “are you having a party or something? ..whats all the question marks?” or to #5 ..married and who would believe it anyway.. #sigh
That’s some funny sh*t, Mike. I’ve never put that list to paper, but at this point, I still think I can name first and last of all the girls on the list.