Now that we done got that out the way…

Posted: May 14, 2012 in Humor, LDoC, Life, Personal
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What up, Ghostfans?

Hope y’all had a nice Mother’s Day weekend. 

Not really.  I could care less how it went.

Ok, so in general, I hope that it was enjoyable.  But, I’m not losing any sleep if it wasn’t.

(Ghost, aren’t you being kind of a dick?)

Yes.  You might ask why, and this would be my reply:

Because now we are on the countdown to Father’s Day.

(Why would that piss you off?)

Do me a favor and scroll back through your newsfeed over on Facespace.  Count the number of times someone talked sh*t about a lousy mom.  Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Cue the Jeopardy think song…

Ok, exactly.  That number was probably zero.

However, when Father’s Day rolls around, the posts will look MUCH different!!!  I guarantee it.

Every disgruntled “Single Mom” will be talking about how since she’s both mother AND father, that she’s claiming this day too.  Or they’ll openly state, “Michael Thompson is a worthless deadbeat dad, a loser and piece of sh*t spermdonor.”  (I don’t know you Michael Thompson, so I’ll add allegedly to that statement.

You dishonor every man when you do this.  Every good man, every man who tries his best, and every guy who sacrifices as much as possible to be there for his kids is insulted when you take this approach.  That day is for celebrating fathers….period.  Not to air your dirty laundry and take shots at your “baby daddy”. 

So, in June, when Father’s Day weekend rolls around keep your drama and insults to yourself.  No one cares, and hate makes you ugly.  (See Ghost blog: Hate not, it makes your ugly face…even uglier  )

Shout out to all the great moms out there….the MILFS and even a couple GILFS I know.

Here’s a copy of the text I sent the Demons’ mom:
She Who Must Not Be Named,
Thank you for hatching the Demons.
-Ghost

Ghost out…

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