What’s up, Hookers?
Dark Side here.
Lemon’s blog has home remedies for all sorts of crazy sh*t! Orange Jello kills cancer, A shot of whiskey a day keeps the doctor away, and Chapstick prevents pregnancy. (Cause she is swallowing, TaDa!!!)
Actually none of that sh*t is in there. But here’s an article that talks about how women who give blowjobs AND SWALLOW are SIGNIFICANTLY less likely to get breast cancer…TRUE SH*T!!!! (For my ShortBus readers…click on those funny colored words in the last sentence….There you go, Sparkplug!)
Here’s Lemon’s blog, now that I’ve completely gotten sidetracked….What? Hummers?
(Don’t tell the Princess…she’ll be wanting this for her Sweet Sixteen!)
Seriously, here’s the blog…Check it:
Ghost has some really good stuff he’s working on, but Prodigy is getting all OCD on making sure it’s perfect, while Pathos the Whiner-butt tinkers with the wording to “elicit maximum effect”….Shut the f*ck up, you damn nerd!
Anyway, Redbirds/sCrUBS series this weekend…maybe Chicago tries to claw back into the fray? Oh, wait…didn’t I just read they’re trying to deal one of their best pitchers?
|St. Louis||47||45||.511||5||23-20||24-25||441||377||+64||Lost 2||4-6||45.3|
|Chicago Cubs||38||53||.418||13.5||24-21||14-32||346||401||-55||Won 2||7-3||0.4|
Guess they’re better than Houston…but they’re still pretending to be professionals. Good thing that Chi-town has those first place Sox to cheer for.
Anyhoo…getting real close to Beer:30. Or was it Whiskey O’Clock? Hell, who cares?
Like Ghost says, “Be safe, Have fun.”
and like DarkSide’s Brother Outlaw says, “Take her easy…and if she’s easy, take her twice!”