Electronic Match Making…

Howdy Ghostfans…

Hip-Mutha-F*ckin-Hooray, the erections are over….wait, no…we weren’t talking about Cialis were we?

I mean the ELECTIONS are over…but now that I think about it…we’re all still kind of getting screwed, so maybe the erections aren’t gone?

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Anyhoo…I’ve weighed in before on dating.  Life has changed a ton since I first dove into the dating pool way back in the day…and in the mid-to-late-90′s, online dating probably started in the chat rooms.  Can I get a shout out from the peeps who remember “A/S/L?”

Back then, my PC never got a break from downloading porn…unless I kicked everyone out to write a paper…then, my roommate had popped to order cable and had the Playboy channel, so our room was pretty popular.

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  (Add in that there was usually about a gallon of vodka in that sumb*tch at any given time, and Ghost and the Cobra had it going on.)

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(If you know where I went to school….you’d know that this is total bullsh*t…there weren’t that many good looking girls at that school…hell, in that entire town….we’d have had to road trip to our rival school to line up this many hotties.)

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 This was back when AOL and Netscape were running things.  I can remember coming into my room after football or track practice…or from hanging out on the Co-Ed floor below us, and that damn ‘Little Porn Engine That Could’ would have several guys crowded around it.   (HS graduation gift from the parents…most kids had to head across campus to the computer lab to write papers.  There were maybe three computers total on my floor and maybe five or six in the whole dorm building.) 

These bastards could pick the lock on my door with a driver’s license or credit card, and they’d hit the search engines.  Back then, it took forever for images to download.  So, you’d hear them screaming down the halls… Mike found naked pics of Alyssa Milano…So about 5 to ten minutes later, there’d be 5 to 10 guys huddled around the 13″ monitor…waiting as line by line was slowly revealed..like an old school peep show….Sometimes they’d get a hit, and a cheer would erupt…other times….you’d hear…That’s NOT Alyssa Milano, SON OF A B*TCH!!!!…..Hey, check to see if Christina Applegate has any nude pics…

    
(These ladies were hot, before Ghost even knew what that meant…and they’re still damn fine looking today…)
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Forget cell phones…pagers hadn’t even gotten big yet.  Hell no, you were dialing 1-800 numbers and using calling cards for 5 to 10 cents a minute.

There was always one poor bastard on the suite phone…EVERY DAMN NIGHT…calling that girl from home…hours this fool would be at it….’I love you too, babe’….’I miss you too, babe’….Then he’d trot downstairs to spend the night in the Turkish/Jewish/Romanian/Filipino/Catholic/Nigerian/Whatever Flavor of the Month girl’s room on the co-ed floor below us….that bastard.
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(What up, Snowbunny?)
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(Ghost, what the hell does all of that have to do with online dating?)

Shut your face, infidel!  I’m getting there.

Putting a picture on the internet required a scanner.  These flat, large…very slow devices.  The age of camera phones and instant web embarrassment were light years away at this point.

So, doctored photos and BS profiles weren’t even at issue yet.  So, I’ve seen a lot of sh*t, and people used to strike up conversations in chat rooms and leave their spouses without a Facebook page or Online dating profile to screen. 

When things hit me today, I worry that it’s because I’m old, and those old stories are fun to tell..so suck it…anyway, here goes…

So….

No wait, that’s not right…

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Okay, so I’m checking out this online dating thing, and I’m wanting to talk about the “goals” section.

Now some sites are geared towards finding specific kinds of girls: Fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, dark ones, light ones, ones that look like girls…but have boy parts, etc…

That’s not what I’m talking about.

What I’m talking about is the ‘Relationship Goal’ portion of the dating profile…and specifically the following options:

Hang-out
Short-term
Long-term
Dating
Friends
Intimate Encounter/Casual Sex
Casual Dating/Nothing Serious
Actively Pursuing a Relationship
Marriage

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Well, starting with the bottom…Marriage…(shudder)…When I see this on a woman’s profile, I hear, “I need to get married NOW, and start hatching babies.” 

Sorry, but that sh*t scares the hell out of me, and just about every guy I know.  You’d better be a solid 8, 9 or 10 to post that on your profile and still get inquiries.
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Intimate Encounter/Casual Sex…well, at first glance, you’d think that every guy would hop at this chance…but this reeks fishily of an Admiral Ackbar:

 

Is this a trick?  Could a woman possibly be only interested in one thing?  I have been hearing such things….however, most guys are immediately going to jump to the next conclusion:  This chick is dirty.

Like an STD factory….or as we call them back home…chicks you’d meet downtown…(Unfortunately, the stats don’t lie, and about 1 in 3 adults back home are carrying around a ‘love bug’.  Shout out to my boy, Nose…and those skanks he loves so dear!)

(Remember, Chitlins…Like Ms. F.O.B. says: Herpes is forever.)
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Hang out/Friends…

So what the hell is this option even doing on an online dating site?  Really?  I know plenty of people to “hang out with”.  I have plenty of friends…well, there are many different kinds of friends…some who come over and take care of your pets when you’re out of town, friends you drink with, friends you play sports with, friends with benefits….

This just confuses me.  I have plenty of friends.  This is not the guy you’re looking for.  Move along.  Move along.

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Short-term vs. Long-term…

More confusing crap.  Short term…didn’t I cover this under “Intimate Encounter/Casual Sex”?  How short is short term?  For the night?  For the weekend? A month? 90 days?  What’s the shelf life for a “short term” relationship?

Are there special requirements for pursuing one of these?  Like do I need to have a terminal illness?  Or be relocating, and just looking for something to help me get through til the move?  Is there a permit or note I have to get from my doctor?

Oooh, or are they for like special events?  I’d like to lose my virginity.  I’d like a hot chick for a one night meaningful relationship, that I’ll never forget.

Or, I have a wedding to go to, would like hot, redhead for romantic steamy weekend at the beach.  Relationship duration: Approximately 72 hours.

Can this thing be contracted?  Okay, so there may be potential for this “Short Term” thing.

Then what the hell is “Long Term”?

And are the penalties for early withdrawal…like with banks and investments?

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(No he didn’t, dumbass…he said ‘Early Withdrawal’…but that sort of means taking it out early.
Heheheheh, nevermind.  He just said ‘Pulling Out’ all smart like.)

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How long is long enough?  6 months? A year? 5 years?  20?  This type of sh*t really needs to be laid out up front, because if you’re thinking:  Til death do us part, and I’m thinking: Til I grow tired of her and blast her into space.  We may have a problem.
 

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Casual Dating/Nothing Serious…

So let me get this straight?  You want me to make an effort, call, talk, text, whatever.  You want me to take you out to dinner, a movie, a concert, whatever.  But, you’re not really looking for anything other than that?

Hit the bricks, freeloader…You’re as bad as guys who just tell girls whatever they want to hear, so they can have sex.

(Yes, you’re a dirty, worthless pile of garbage…just like a politician.)

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Which brings me to my last one:
Actively Pursuing a Relationship/Wants a Relationship

Is this the difference between sitting around b*tching about wanting to go on a date?  Versus actually going out and meeting people to make it happen?

Or is ‘Actively Pursuing’ the key, sinister phrase?

When you google actively pursuing, these are your results:

Okay, I can deal with this.

Getting less okay with this…

More disturbing….yet, I’m a little turned on…

…And there it is!  I’ve never met you, And you seem crazy, You creep me the f*ck out, Don’t stalk me, lady!!!

 

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Well, there you have it.  Hope this helps…to either get you a date….or keep you outta jail you damn stalkers!

Til next time…Same Ghost Time…(Whenever the hell I get around to it…)Same Ghost Channel!

Ghost out…

F*ck You, Monday…

Mornin’….hookers…and Good Morning, My Neighbors…

Dark Side and Everto here…and since we’re back on graveyard shift….(cause that’s what happens to your social life when you work thirds…you bury it.)…our motherf*cking Monday is about over.

But for you poor bastards who are about to start your day….F*ck it.  Here we go:

Have a great day at work, hookers!
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Oh, hey…how was your weekend?  Hold on, I have a book for you to read:

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To my co-workers who still aren’t getting the point:

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For my brutha from anotha mutha, Subzero….I can’t believe the same sh*t happened to the same guy…twice….da, da da, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah:

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Yes, yes!  Amen!  Anyone up for all three?…we’re negotiable on the order.
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To those ladies who think they were put here to enhance our lives, just by allowing us to bask in their glory…this one’s for y’all…and your little dog too!

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And in summary….

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Suck it, hookers!

Dark Side and Everto are outta here!

Ghost out…

It’s Wednesday!..Whoop-de-Effing-doo…

Howdy Ghost fans…

I’m in a right foul mood.  It’s been awhile, but I’m beyond a little pissy.  It was hotter than hell last week.  At work the other night, a guy ran across the aisle and put a cup of ice water on the top of a fork truck….the driver saw it before he drove off, so no luck with the pranks, but the hotter it gets around here, the more these guys will try to entertain themselves at someone else’s expense.

With the break in the heat, I’m feeling a little less like roadkill today.  I don’t think that’s what is causing the rising tide of internal rage.  I’ve got a pretty good idea what’s up, but I’m going to have to be an adult and deal.

(Remember when throwing on some superhero underoos could make your day?  I wonder if they make them in man sizes?)

(Apparently, they’re making them in hottie sizes! Damn!!!)

And no, to that friend of mine who suggested that it had just been too long since I had gotten laid….it’s not that…(although it has been awhile for that as well.)

I almost wish I were like a mood ring with my “condition”.  Like I’d start to turn dark blue the worse that the Myasthenia Gravis was affecting me.  Then the people around me would know when to start backing the f*ck off.  The other great benefit to this would be as I started to look like a pissed off giant smurf, those people who question whether anything is wrong would f*cking get a clue.

(Ghost SMASH!!!!….then take really long nap…cause he gets very tired…very fast…MG sucks!)

Yeah, it’s been suggested that I’m bucking for sympathy or playing it up….if anything, I hide when it’s bothering me…I also detest being treated any differently, so I’ve just been gutting it out, finding ways to cope.  Mowed the grass and hung some blinds before work today.  My forearms and hands feel like painful stone blocks right now. The muscle spasms started in my left tricep and calf almost immediately after mowing when I sat down.  Ever hear of someone’s arms getting tired just typing 200 words?  From my fingertips to my biceps, I can feel every muscle as I force my fingers to extend out and hit each and every key….I can almost feel a tired “pull” up through my right bicep and up into my left shoulder a bit.  It’s fun…in that not very cool way.

Oh well.  F*ck MG, and f*ck those people. 

I had the LDoC Father’s day weekend, and I got this Halestorm covers CD at their show last winter.  Apparently, Axl Rose granted them permission to print a certain number, and the band thought they could reprint more, and his people refused to allow them to print more.  If you can find one, grab it.  It has a Skid Row, Lady Gaga, Temple of the Dog, Guns ‘N Roses, Heart and The Beatles.  Well, I play the first track, and ask my daughter if she knows who this is, and she screams, “Lizzy!!!!!!”.  She’s going into first grade, and we haven’t covered the whole, sometimes rock stars spell their names funny phenomenon.  So, LZZY, you definitely have a little new fan.

If you get the chance to see Halestorm, do it…LZZY is a tiny little thing, but she can wail.  Their drummer is a gag too.  He damn near juggles his drumsticks while playing….it’s pretty impressive.  Got to meet them after the show, and they’re legitimately nice people too.

(To their mother, I filter the content…we don’t listen to any questionable songs…no swears.  I promise.)

Anyway, been slacking this week.  Finally made the jump to the other building at work, but I have to be up for work at 5am…instead of my usual NOON wake up alarm….getting adjusted to the new schedule….I should get it down just in time to move to third shift!  F#$%$#%$# AWESOME!!!!!

It’s a good job, and I’m thankful….but a regular sleep schedule would be nice.

Anyway, I’m working on a couple pieces…might have one for you Friday.

Later, hookers.  To my buddy, VF, Ghost has a present for you the next time he sees you.

Til then…

I’m Ghost, and I’m out of here…

Ghost Radio…Summertime edition…

What’s happening, Ghostfans?

DJ DarkSide here, hitting you with some of Ghost’s favorite summer jams…
Don’t know about y’all, but it’s been pretty damn hot here, and all I can think about is chilling poolside with an adult beverage and looking at the bikinis….anyone else?

(Yes, yes, and Hell Yes!!!!  That last one is an oldie, but that’s what a real woman should look like.  No ribs visible…you get that, you skinny little skeleton b*tches?)

Song number one goes back a little bit for me…a back in high school jam, but a classic if you ask this Ghost:

Riding around in your Jeep or your Benzos….nope…just the Jeep for this Ghost.     ;-)
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The next one flashes forward a bit and I remember hitting pretty big when I was in college:

Never been a part of Summertime in the LBC, but Snoop Highly recommends it!
                                                     
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Now, if you’ve been following Ghost at all, you know that he listens to a lot of different music…but Country is his least favorite…seriously, Ghost used to write 20 page papers in college listening to Tchaichovsky and The NutCracker Suite…so, Country is really down there a bit…but this next guy is angling to be this generation’s Jimmy Buffet….if there isn’t a Kenny Themed Island resort in the next decade, I’d be surprised.

But anyway, here you go, some Country music from the Ghost…love that Yoohoo in the glass bottle..to my friends going on float trip next month, this one’s for you!

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Shifting back to my high school days, I think one of the reasons that rap music used to be a lot better is because of things like this video.  These guys came from neighborhoods that I could recognize.  These are places that “real” people might live.  Rap today is all about whips and cribs and cash….stupid amounts of cash.  I understand being pissed off that your neighborhood seems like a black hole that you aren’t ever going to escape.  I understand that rage and anger, and the party in this video…where the entire fridge is filled with 40′s…yeah, been places like that…Never seen a bottle of Cristal.  So here you go…..A little Dre to brighten your day:

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Wrapping us up, we’re digging back a bit.  This cat left his rock group and definitely didn’t do much afterwards.  This remake is one of about three tolerable songs during his solo period.  Now, Ghost doesn’t play favorites….but his favorite girls have always been Midwest/Mountain State girls…Ghost’ll have to get out to the coasts a bit more before he renders a verdict, but this song definitely picks a favorite place to pick up chicks:
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Well, y’all.  Enjoy your summer, cause pretty soon you know you’ll be b*tching about scraping windows and the white stuff.

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Ghost Stats…

Howdy Ghostfans…

Those who love me…know me.  Those who know me…know that I ain’t right.  Those that know I ain’t right…Ain’t right themselves.  And THOSE Aladeens, are my favorite Aladeens!

Those who hate me…don’t know me.  Those who don’t know me…probably are judging this book by it’s beat up, ragged, dusty cover.  Those who judge people…can f*ck the hell off!

(Hate on f*ckers!  I know at least half of you can’t read anyway!)

Last night I hit a milestone…and in honor of that, we’re gonna review this blog’s history.  So to DarkSide, The White Knight, Prodigy, Pathos and Everto, the Spectre and The Beast, the LDoC, Subzero, Dirk, Vlad, Mr. and Mrs. Leathernutz, Curveball, Homeland Security and Tequila Rose, Ms. Voodoo and Ponytail, Ms. F.O.B., ThatEffingGirl and 1Nightstand, Bacon Bits, Va-J-J, the Prophet, The Anorexic Porn Star, Skipper, Batman, Hello Kitty, Capital City Girl, Snow Bunny, Car Bomb Virgin, ######## (yeah, you’re still blocked here!), Adam and Eve, SheWhoMustNotBeNamed, The Dingbat, Chainsaw,  and any other characters who’ve slipped my mind…Thanks and I love you….and in some cases…F*ck off!

(All nice guys will eventually hit their limit of bullsh*t!)
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In honor of my 10,000 blog view…I thought that I’d share some Ghost stats with you.

First up….How did you find the Ghost? Top ten reasons on the board:

All Time

Search	Views
very short bedtime stories	19
very short bedtime story	8
ghost meme	7
god hates metal music	6
really short bedtime stories	6
god hates heavy metal	5
really short bedtime story	5
blowjobs	5
theghostlife	4
ex girlfriend memes	4

 

Apparently “God hates heavy metal music” and that damn “Short Bedtime Story” posts got some love!  In case you missed those, here they are:

 

Really? God hates that too?…

A Very Short Bedtime Story…

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Where do my viewers come from?

 

United States 3,703     Canada 154     United Kingdom 94     Australia 80

New Zealand 23     India 17     Germany 14     Philippines 12     Malaysia 10

Saudi Arabia 8     Russian Federation 5     Iceland 5     Mexico 4

Republic of Korea 4     Italy 4     Argentina 4     Venezuela 4     Belgium 4

Netherlands 4     Singapore 3     United Arab Emirates 3     Ireland 3

Hungary 3     Costa Rica 2     South Africa 2      Indonesia 2

Trinidad and Tobago 2     Spain 2     Egypt 2     Brazil 2     Romania 2

Dominica 1     Kenya 1     Senegal 1     Lebanon 1     Poland 1     Hong Kong 1

Norway 1     Paraguay 1     Pakistan 1     Austria 1     Denmark 1     Macedonia 1

France 1

 

Australia, you know I love ya!  (I fear that y’all will start slipping since Snow Bunny and her brood have returned Stateside.)

 

The US was sort of a given with Cantanadia coming in second…much love to y’all.

 

China, seriously, 9 Billion people and Dominica is kicking your ass? Let’s get with it!

 

Macedonia? Mac-eh-f*ckin-donia?  For real?  No shit?  That’s a real place? Ghostfans getting a geography lesson here today!

 

 Okay, seriously Ireland?  WTF?  Trinidad and Tobago logged on with 2 views….what in the blue hell is your excuse for lagging behind Saudi Arabia and Iceland?

 

France.  WTF? I spent 8 years learning your damn language and no amour pour cet Americain?  Casse-toi!
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All time top posts…A.K.A. (Stuff you told your friends, “You gotta read this crazy sh*t!”)

 

Brutal honesty… 125
Finished Ghost Tattoo (My first) 112
***Suicide and Redemption…and failure… 107
Top ten reasons why you’re still single (Woman’s version Pt.2)… 95
Alright ladies… 94
***Picking scabs… 91
Rebuilding and defiling the temple… 88
So you want to date the Ghost?….. 87
Serious Ghost Post..every woman needs to read and show a friend… 84
Top 10 reasons why you’re still single…(Man’s version, Part 2)… 83
Day 2 in the books…A.K.A…Chocolate Wasted… 82
Tiger striped…socks… 81
Top ten reasons why you’re still single (Woman’s version Pt.1)… 74

Top 10 reasons why you’re still single…(Man’s version, Part 1)…

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Ghost’s top 5 picks:

 

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Two

Three

Four

Five

 

(Note: if you hover your cursor over the numbers above it might just give you a preview of what it’s going to jump to.)

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Well, my friends…c’est tous.  Gonna wrap it up.

 

 

 

Hope you enjoy some of those old links….hopefully I can come up with some interesting new crap to blog about.  Thanks again for reading.

 

Oh yeah…almost forgot…DarkSide says, “Suck it, Hookers!!!”

 

 

Ghost out… and MG still sucks!

 

GBF—Ahh, Screw it!

Howdy Ghost fans…

I’m not happy with the second half of the “Raising a Real Man” list, so it’ll wrap up next week.

I couldn’t find a guest blog to feature, so Ghost is going to get all inspirational on you.

As you kick off this weekend, change your viewpoint.  Rather than looking at the next two days as a break from the 5 days of hell….look back at the 5 days whose ass you just kicked, and know that you’re stronger now for having gone through it.  Let Monday thru Friday get their rest, cause we’re coming back after them very soon!

Listen to one of my new personal mantras…being sick and dealing with life has been interesting….at times you want to sit down, cry and just go to sleep….other times, you’re so f*cking pissed off that you want to destroy everything you can get your hands on….and then, there’s the times where you want to do something, but have no damn clue where to even begin…

Ghost is here to stay…

Ghost out…

KoRn – Untouchables (2002)~*~ Here To Stay ~*~
This time, taking it away
I’ve got a problem, with me getting in the way,
Not by design
So I take my face and bash it into a mirror.
I won’t have to see the pain (Bleed, Bleed)
This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating.
Anticipating, all the f*cked up feelings again.

The hurt inside is fading
This sh*t’s gone way too far.
All this time I’ve been waiting
No I can not grieve anymore.
For what’s inside awaking.
I’m not, I’m not a whore
You’ve taken everything and oh I can not give anymore.

My mind is done with this
Okay, I’ve got a question.
“Can I throw it all away?”
Take back what’s mine
So I take my time, guiding the blade down the line
Each cut closer to the vein (Bleed, Bleed)

This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating.
Anticipating, all the f*cked up feelings again.

The hurt inside is fading
This sh*t’s gone way too far.
All this time I’ve been waiting
No I can not grieve anymore.
For what’s inside awaking.
I’m not, I’m not a whore
You’ve taken everything and oh I can not give anymore.

I’m here to stay (bring it down) [x4]
Bring it down [x4]
Gunna break it down [x7]
GUNNA BREAK IT!

This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating.
Anticipating, all the f*cked up feelings again.

The hurt inside is fading
This sh*t’s gone way too far.
All this time I’ve been waiting
No I can not grieve anymore.
For what’s inside awaking.
I’m not, I’m not a whore
You’ve taken everything and oh I can not give anymore.

Give anymore. [X4]

Really? God hates that too?…

What up, Ghost fans?

Blessed Tuesday to ya!

I’ve cursed.  I’ve been drunk and under the influence of drugs.  I’ve had sex outside of marriage.  I’ve hated.  I’ve lusted. I’ve coveted. I’ve disobeyed, dishonored, lied, cheated and stole….but I’ve never killed anyone…and that makes me not as bad as some people right?….wrong.

I’m a Christian…I’m no better than anyone.  In fact, I’m probably worse than the average.  However, when I see people claiming the title reserved for those who follow the teachings of Jesus, present themselves as better than anyone else…I feel the need to speak up.

For those of you who go to church, and you badmouth another church, or speak ill of your Muslim coworker, or harbor hate in your heart for those of different skin tone (yeah, if you’re black and you hate whites, this is just as bad as white people hating you!), if you give money to charity and then overcharge customers at work for services you didn’t perform, none of this matters.  You’re going to hell just like the rest of us…here’s your warning, courtesy of a very visible group who is doing exactly these things that we are NOT supposed to do.

Romans 3:23 “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God”

Technically, since we are ALL sinners…and since Heavy Metal Musicians are people, and therefore sinners….yes, they would be going to hell along with the rest of us.

However, it doesn’t say anywhere in the Bible that God hates any kind of music, art, or performers.

What it does say is that he hates liars, deceivers, and sin.  People who use other people for gain or profit.

So, Westboro Baptist….as possessors of the “truth” or the “word of God”, by presenting this statement, you are twisting God’s words.  Deceiving non-believers is sin.  Therefore…you’re going to hell.  Worse yet, you’re doing this knowingly.  Shame on you.

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Proverbs 10:12 “Hatred stirs up strife: but love covers all sins.”

God hates heavy metal.  God hates fags. I don’t think so.

God may hate Sin…things like Pride, Lust, Envy, Greed, Laziness, Wrath, and Gluttony, but he LOVES people.  He always has.  Just as when your own child does something disobedient, like sneaking a cookie out of the kitchen, or failing to do their chores…you may become angry with them, but you never stop loving them. 

If you are all serious about making a difference in this world, and doing “God’s work”, you need to stop hating…..and start loving.  Picketing and protesting doesn’t eliminate sin….however, according to God’s word…Love does.

Figure out how to LOVE those you feel are doing wrong…and then you’ll get rid of the wrongs.

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James 2:10 “For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.”

 This is some NEW testament stuff.  To be perfect…but screw up once is fatal.  Whether you screw up everything, or you’ve just failed once….you’re not good enough.

That being said…folks at Westboro…Pride is one thing that the Lord SPECIFICALLY HATES. Claiming to speak for the Lord on matters such as, The US suffered the 9/11 attacks because of our tolerance of the “Gay Agenda”, is awfully bold and presumptive…claiming to know what the Almighty thinks…yeah, I’d chalk that up to delusions of grandeur.  Making such a boast as to know God’s thoughts and feelings? Yeah, I’d say that you’re setting yourself up as better than others, rather than as equals with everyone in the mercy and grace of your Lord and Savior, which the Bible calls upon us to do.  To SERVE others…to aid those in need…NEVER to judge.

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As a flawed follower of Jesus Christ, I have enough of my own sin to address.  However, here is a warning for y’all…straight from the good book:

Ezekiel 33:3-4

“If when he seeth the sword come upon the land, he blow the trumpet, and warn the people; Then whosoever heareth the sound of the trumpet, and taketh not warning; if the sword come and take him away, his blood shall be upon his own head.”

This guy has blown the trumpet for you.  Take your warning, change your ways.  You’re not following in Jesus’ footsteps.  He would have never stood at funerals and told people that their son or daughter was dead, because their political leaders were giving gays the right to marry.

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Ghost rarely ventures into the political and religious discussion topics.  But at a time like right now, the hope and love held within the messages of Jesus Christ could be doing a world of good for those who are hurting. 

Jesus told you to love your enemies.  Not hold up signs declaring your hate.

Take a minute to check yourself.  Are you doing God’s work…or just sitting on a pedestal feeling superior….or just preaching hate? Those who stand by and do nothing while evil happens, are just as guilty as those doing the evil.

Ghost out…

Ghost Radio Strikes Back…

What’s up, Ghost fans?

DJ Ghost here for WGST radio….broadcasing from the middle of the good old U. S. of A.

Been awhile, and I’ve been slacking on my posts….if you haven’t heard, I’ve been fighting this auto-immune disorder/neurological condition called Myasthenia Gravis…and it blows.

Anyway, I’m here to play music and not b*tch, so here goes:

Song number 5 today is a dedication to my LDoC…the Little Demons of Chaos. Can’t wait to take you guys to see this sequel. We had a really good time at the first movie.

Pharrell Williams, Despicable Me

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Song number two, well…I’m including this one. Sometimes in life, things happen…and you’re different afterwards. I know some people have been dealing with a lot here lately…deaths in the family, changes in jobs, moving, illnesses…this song kind of speaks to me. Maybe you’ll find it soothing as well.

Red, Never Be the Same

 

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This next song goes out to anyone who’s ever screwed up….and someone has tried to control you with that failure. No matter how big your screw up, there is redemption for us all. Never let someone use guilt to control you. You can do better, and it DOES MATTER! Never let someone tell you that you’re broken and beyond repair…because that’s bullsh*t!!!

Skillet, Forgiven

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Given the elections around the corner, I have to play this one. You know how to tell when a politician is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Get to the local DMV. Get registered. Get educated. Vote.
Mine is for Ron Paul, even if I have to write it the f*ck in!!!

Nine Inch Nails, Head Like a Hole

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That brings us to song number 1…
This dedication is to my condition…MG, like this Korn song regarding the music “industry”….my incurable, quasi-treatable friend…Y’all wanna see Ghost lay down?…F*ck that!!!

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Thanks for joining me for another edition of Ghost radio…
Ghost out…

Origins of the “Dark Side”…

What up, Ghost fans?  I figured that I’d drop some back story for one of the characters that lives in my head.  There will be some pictures for you dumb folk….Ghost’ll take care of you.

Now when I say, Dark Side, I’m betting most of you think this:

You’d be close…but not quite right…..

Vader had a secret apprentice…he’s the subject of the Force Unleashed Novels and video games.  If you’re a die hard Star Wars fan…you have GOT to check these out.  I’d also recommend the Legacy of the Force novels.  They’re set way after the movies.  Luke and Leia have grown up kids. 

Then, shoot George Lucas a nasty-gram.  Get off your lazy ass and make us some NEW movies.  It isn’t like you haven’t got the material.  Starkiller is a P-I-M-P.  A confused good guy with bad guy powers…Oh hell, yes.  A guy that you can root for….that hurls lightning, jedi-mind tricks his enemies into shooting their friends…or jumping off cliffs to their death.  HELL YES!!!!!

 

(Say hello, to Starkiller…)

(You really should watch your step, Stormtrooper….dumbass.  Mwuhuhahahaha!!!)

Vader kills Galen’s father following Order 66, and raises him to be his secret apprentice.  Vader uses him to lure the early beginnings of the rebel alliance out into the open…to crush them.  He betrays his apprentice one too many times though…and turns his power against the Emperor and Vader…he saves the Rebel leaders and as we are lead to believe…dies.

(But, wait…..who’s THIS badass mofo…with TWO lightsabers now?)

The second novel/game starts off at the cloning facility on Kamino….has Vader actually CLONED a jedi?  Starkiller HAS been cloned!  But he still remembers Galen’s past…and a woman..Juno Eclipse.  He eventually breaks out and starts causing problems for Vader again.  Returning for a head to head with the master….that and slaughtering everything in that damn cloning facility…including a bunch of almost hims.  Besting Vader gives you the option of sparing his life….or killing him….however…

(Who wants some of this?)

If you opt to rid the galaxy of the Dark Lord….no, not that one…damn Harry Potter nerds…Vader.

You get to meet this guy: 

The successful, EVIL, clone..the Dark Apprentice….and he runs you through with his saber and offs your girl.

Anxiously awaiting the thrid installment of this story.

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(Alright Ghost, what in the blue hell does this have to do with the guy who lives in your head?)

I was getting there, toolbox.  Hold your diaper up.

One of the very first movies (and actually my favorite of all time) that I ever got to see in the theater, was Empire Strikes Back.  It came out in 1980, but movies didn’t release like they do now.  I live in the midwest…average size place…but movies could take a year or two to get here.  It was probably about 1982, and I was geeked about Star Wars.  We knew that Return of the Jedi was on the way.  But I was only 5….and money was real tight.  My dad had gotten let go from Giganticorp about a year earlier in a massive layoff.  But my mom and I went and split a medium Cherry Coke and a Skor bar.  I got that, because that’s what the BIG people got.  I was definitely a BIG boy.  I was going to go see Empire…come on.

Well, I remember the sky city and Vader appearing out of nowhere and catching Han Solo’s blaster bolts in his hand.  DAMN!!!!  Then, he makes the “Luke, I am your father” speech.  I argued with my mom for hours.  He’s the BAD GUY!  He’s a LIAR!!!!

Of course, later in the final movie, Vader is redeemed.  He tosses the Emperor down the reactor shaft to save his son.

This is why my character is called Dark Side.  He’s bad….he can be really bad at times…but there’s good in there…and there’s a line he won’t cross. 

(I may be a real bad boy….yeah…I’m definitely that…but……yeah…that damn nice man is in there too.)

Like Starkiller…he definitely has bad guy powers…he spits insults and sarcasm like no one’s business…but it’s usually deserved.

I think we’ve all been in that place where we’ve done sh*t we weren’t proud of….and Vader and Starkiller are like that…but in the end, they can be redeemed…and that’s what I have to believe in.  There has to always be hope for a sinner…that he can change and be loved….because this guy has definitely done some bad sh*t…and I don’t want to be forever typecast as the villain.

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Hope that helps.  Maybe you understand better…maybe not….

Dark Side rules….

Ghost out…

Suck It Giganticorp!!!!!

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Ten til 7pm….every damn night… That’s when these little thougthful emails are sent…  I’ve received nearly 100+ of these in the past year.

Never any suggestions…like, we really liked it…little more experience…or get THIS certification….or just bugger off…we don’t like you and never will!  Anything….sh*t….

Just one more reason…I’m going to scrape together my pennies…and open my bar…

A few years of this…I’ll build up my 401k…cash that bad boy out and open up Ghost’s Pub and Spirits….okay…that’s a rough working title….but it’s gonna happen.

Doubt me…that usually doesn’t work well for folks…I’m really smart…and never know when to quit…like 25 straight hours of drinking last weekend…(Witnesses…I’m a juggernaut…)

Anyway…I’ll keep plugging away…

Ain’t nuthin’ gonna break-a Ghost’s stride….ain’t nuthin’ gonna slow Ghost down!  Oh, no!!! We gots to keep on movin’!!!!

Ghost out…