What’s up, Ghost fans? How about this weather? Yeah, it’s getting hotter…..I hate it too. 
(Dammit…I see you up there sun…I still got the night…biotch!)
What’s that? The title? What do you mean? Of COURSE she would date Ghost. She doesn’t know what she’s missing out on. Of COURSE I’m serious. Fine…I’ll give you ten perfectly good reasons why she should then!
(I’d totally chat her up if I saw her in public….Wanna bet?)
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10)Hollywood relationships fail harder than the average…
Now, while the current divorce rates are somewhere between 50 and 60%, and I could find no actual statistics for celebrity divorce…..everyone KNOWS that this is a fact….just go with it.
So best case, it’s a fifty-fifty proposition. Those aren’t bad odds….(we totally aren’t getting into the numbers of marriages between people who have previously been divorced..Somebody grab Prodigy and tie him up and lock him in the back….that fricking guy would do the research and give us like some damn 17% success rate or something.)
…Take a look at Matt Damon. He’s married to a TEACHER! Famous actor…regular gal. They’re doing great. I won’t even bother to rattle off the list of failed rockstar/actor/actress/model pairings.
(Good example)
(Bad example)
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9) Ghost is older. He appreciates things more than a young guy…but not super creepy like those really old guys who have been chasing after you…<cough, Sean Penn, cough-cough>… Scarlett turns 28 this year, and Ghost just turned 35. Not a bad age difference at all.
(Bad Spicoli! <Water Bottle spray to the face> Bad! Go chase Demi Moore…we hear she’s available.)
More proof:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7873718
According to this study, divorce rates are at their lowest when the man is between two and ten years older than the woman. The age difference is solidy in these parameters. Given Ghost’s dazzling youthful appearance, and the propensity of the men in his family to age well, Scarlett would look perfectly in place alongside such a dashing chap with rogueish good looks! (Okay, nice stat drop there Prodigy…you can join us again.)
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8) The dimple. Yeah…we can’t show it. It’s that amazing. The sideways grin and dimple combo is lethal. We have enough trouble with stalkers as is. Hell, the eyes usually get them started.
We know he’s prone to wearing t-shirts, cargo shorts and ball caps…but you should see him in a sport coat and tie…he cleans up very nicely.
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7) Ghost is longterm material. He’s not afraid to commit…done it twice already. Two relationships over 7 years under his belt…That beats out most Hollywood types for sure! That being said…Ghost has a good job with a large company. I’m not sure what kind of medical and dental that the Actor’s Guild is offering these days, but Ghost has some pretty good benefits where he works! He’s also not interested in your money. He’ll sign whatever pre-nup you’re needing…..should you get that far…
I mean…you’d have to get past the dating standards set up by his “Big Sisters” (Ms. Voodoo and Ms. F.O.B.) well before you could ever even discuss marriage with Ghost. Dye your hair red…and the Ghost’s brother the Beast will allow you to BUY ghost….seriously, he’d let you hog-tie him and steal him for that matter.
(You want to tie him up…drag him off to some secret location and torture him…sounds good to me. —The Beast)
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6) Ghost is a smart, funny, all-around great guy… Good looking enough to keep you interested…not too good looking where you might be worried that he might stray. Loved by everyone…well, almost…excluding a couple of former flames…but one previously married to Ghost is even coming around.
No worries about him running off with a younger co-starlet…<cough, Ryan D-bag Reynolds, cough-cough>.
Seriously…why was everyone so pissed at Brad Pitt for running off with Angelina, but where was the outrage for Scarlett? Bullsh*t, if you ask me.
(Why is this one a homewrecker?……….But this one isn’t?)
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5) Ghost is family material. He has kids. You don’t have to worry about having a Nicole Kidman happen to you. When a very successful and beautiful actress marries a much less successful guy, he leaves her to have kids with a younger woman. Never happening here. Plus….if you want kids..Ghost is a proven commodity. Great looking, high spirited and intelligent offspring. Great Breeder!
(Sorry babe….I gotta find someone more my talent level…plus she doesn’t think my Science pseudo-religion is quackery!)
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4) When Ghost gets his own movie….Scarlett can play herself! The opportunity to write her own part! Just saying…wanna get even with an ex? I’m all for creative detail editing. (See point #6.)
(Deny it, you prick! We dare you!!!!)
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3) Ghost is a celebrity too. He knows literally thousands of people…has his own Facespace page with almost three dozen ‘Like’s'….he would totally fit in with all of your famous friends. Hell, this past year, he met Wes from Puddle of Mudd (Although, Wes appeared quite out of it…and probably doesn’t remember it) and talked his way onto the Adelita’s Way tour bus to get his then girlfriend’s CD case autographed by everyone in the band. (What’s up Rob and Rick? Definitely gonna catch you guys again this year! This time, I’ll plan ahead and get the day off and we’ll totally get that pizza and party. Not name dropping or anything…
(Don’t think this cat could remember his name when I met him….)
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2) It’s all in the stars… Ghost and Scarlett’s zodiac signs are very compatible. Check this crap out: http://shine.yahoo.com/astrology/compatibility/love/?sign1=aquarius&sign2=sagittarius
A couple of highlights: “When Sagittarius and Aquarius join together in a love match, Aquarian ideals and Sagittarian knowledge combine to make them a creative and unique couple. This partnership is uninhibited, and while it can get competitive with these two, there’s never a dull moment! Underneath any romantic overtone, there exists a great friendship; their Signs are two apart and this tends to give them an ability to communicate well as well as an excellent rapport. Both are idealistic and excited about life, and together they enjoy great times. Together, the two can fly without fear of falling.”
“They are both loyal and devoted to one another, and they can get past a lot together.”
“What’s the best aspect of the Sagittarius-Aquarius relationship? It’s their ability to resolve difficult issues when they put their hearts in the matter. Mutable Fire and Fixed Air cover all the bases: These partners can stick with an idea once it’s firmly implanted. Their formidable combination makes theirs a relationship of outward motion as well as inward depth.”
Doesn’t that sound like some destiny/fate/fairy-tale stuff?…..Who wouldn’t want to take a shot at that?
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1) Ghost is single. Strike while the window is still open…past history suggests that there are many women at work…even at this very moment…to get Ghost off the single’s market A.S.A.P….
Carpe Diem, Scarlett….Carpe Diem…
Just saying…Ghost is one of a kind…
(Some of these chicks are kinda crazy….Please save me from them….Please????)
(The Storm Troopers can only keep them away for so long.)
Ghost out…
