Howdy Ghostfans…
New year, blah, blah, blah…my actual first FB post of 2013 read as follows:
‘F*ck all y’all! 
‘
(Apparently, Dark Side had called first dibs on control of the smartphone that night.)
Here’s a quick little video to brighten up your day. “And you thought it was rain!”
Enjoy….or don’t …we do not care.
Suck it, Hookers.
Ghost out..
Here goes:
Ghost: Gonna call you when I get off work.
Lost Demon: ok i will be waiting
Ghost: Your reply should have been….Yes, my master. Like Darth Vader.
Lost Demon: yess masster
Ghost: No…It’s…Yes, my master. Vader…not Igor.
Lost Demon: vader i am your son
Ghost: Quit trying to argue. I said LIKE Vader. That’s how Sith address their masters…jabroni….and f*cking use some punctuation while I’m at it!!!
Lost Demon: i was pulling a movie quote in reverse. luke i am your father? yes, my master
Ghost: Better, now try some Caps too.
Lost Demon: Yes, my master
Ghost: Period. Use the damn period!
Lost Demon: YES, MY MASTER.
Ghost: Too much capitals…now you’re yelling. Dumbass. Try again.
Lost Demon: Yes, my master.
Ghost: There you go. Much better.
Lost Demon: x facepalm x
Ghost: You’re gonna think Facepalm when I use the Force to reach through the phone and smack you in the back of the head.
Lost Demon: Haha
Ghost: Little punk…wait til I see you next…
Lost Demon: x gulp x
Ghost: Mwuhuhahaha!!!
Lost Demon: i have no idea on how to respond
Ghost: Try using correct grammar and punctuation.
Lost Demon. Ok I will.
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Sigh….kids…eventually, you have to turn over the keys to the stardestroyer….
Ghost out…
Howdy Ghost fans…
Seriously? Hump Day and Leap Year Day…same damn day. Sounds like a cause to have an extra special time tonight after work, and not talk about it for four years? Meh, have a headache and I’ll prolly end up on the couch watching Netflix. Finished watching the only season of Caprica….the prequel for Battlestar Gallactica. They had so much going on. I think they tried to work too much into that first season….but it was cool. I hate it when stories don’t get told properly.
Like the series, Reaper.
Damn you CW or WB, or whatever the hell you are!!!! Two seasons, and you leave us on a cliffhanger…no damn wrap up TV movie…or even a consolation short third season to tie it up. DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!
Ooooohhhh the tangents that Ghost wanders off on….
Seems like I picked up a few new fans here in the last day or two.
For you new guys….I’m nuts.
(If you look like this…we’ve probably already dated….or will soon. I’m a magnet for crazy chicks.)
Sometimes, I write my blog from the perspective of one of the five personalities that runs around upstairs between my ears (For the record…only four have been revealed…personality 5 is still a mystery and has only answered a comment….once.) Sometimes I write about the ridiculousness that is the life I live.
About the only consistency, is that I comment a lot on relationships, mostly because I have a lot of people ask me for advice on just that. I’m not sure why, but it seems to help them…..which is funny…..because I seem to have a 6 month shelf life in relationships….unless I knock someone up/marry them. Then it extends out to about 7-8 years.
Once a week, I post on a personal improvement topic, and pick a song for that week. Occassionally, Ghost Radio may make an appearance, and I’ll dedicate some songs to people in/out of my life.
Today, I thought that I’d thank everyone who has been encouraging me to write. The comments, the reblogs, the messages on Facespace, and even a few of the texts. Apparently, I’m funny. I just sort of type the way I talk, and people laugh….I’m never quite sure if it’s AT me, or with me….but in the end….I don’t care. I’m amusing myself, and if you’re enjoying it, cool.
I’m going to plug a new blogger each month now too. Someone whose post I enjoyed. I figure if people are sharing my lunacy, I’ll spread their disease as well!
If there’s a topic you’d like to hear my take on, comment on here.
I love audience participation. Then it’s a little less like I’m having a conversation with myself….which I do….frequently…but I’m okay with it…really….I’m not nuts like that okay!!! The voices are all INSIDE my head!!!! I’m not getting messages from outer space or the Almighty…I’m not likely to blow anything up or go on a shooting rampage. I’m more likely to drink too much whiskey and wake up in a strange woman’s bed. (We’ve got our eyes on you Dark Side…We know that Patty’s Day is nigh….Save it til then!)
(You really don’t want to run outta Guinness on St. Pat’s when this guy’s in town!)
The Ghost has been going out on ‘dates’. As Ms. F.O.B. has suggested, we put the Knight in charge. That keeps us out of bedrooms until at least the third to fifth date (…except for that time that he got the dirty texts at work, and Dark Side grabbed the phone….sigh…)
(Ghost’s Dark Side….attracting the ladies is just so much easier when you can pull them over using the Force!)
Hitting the menu, to see what’s out there. So far, it’s been interesting. Since I don’t kiss and tell, not sure how much you’ll be reading about (…unless Dark Side gets the keyboard.) But, if someone makes the cut, I’m sure you’ll start reading about her.
So, until next time, I’ll leave you with this gem from my autistic 9 year old:
Have the most wonderful day of your life!
Ghost out…
