Yes, Ghost means it. Goodbye you worthless, horrible, teeth staining, fat generating, high fructose corn syrup infused demon swill!
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***I will reserve the right to consume soda under the following conditions:
1) The world is ending.
(Seriously…F*ck the calories….there’s more important sh*t going on…)
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2) Scarlett Johansson orders me to.
(Yes…..)
(Yes…..)
(Don’t hurt me…wait…okay, whatever you say!!!! Next week, again? Absoultely!)
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3) There is liquor trapped inside of a glass with the stuff. (Then, I’ll throw caution to the wind in order to save those precious spirits from that High Fructose Whore Syrup!!!)
(Don’t worry, Whiskey…I’m coming in after you! Never leave a man behind!!!)
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There she is. Ghost’s new project for the week. Look for diet/nutrition based improvements this month.
Neckbrace, you slave driving, personal trainer from hell…I’ll be seeing you real soon. Bikini season is fast approaching, and there’s no way I’m fitting in one right now. 
Ghost out…
