Well ladies….this really is going to be an R&B day…
What’s the point of R&B? Make the ladies want sex. Some old school crooners had the art down. You tell a girl how you feel….really well. You tell her how much you think about her. You tell her that you could….but would be miserable as hell without her in your life. You tell her all that sh*t again. Done deal. Do it 8 different times, and you’ve got an R&B album.
Today….f*cking amateurs…and you ladies fall for this shit.
What passes for R&B today is basically porn. It gets the juices flowing, but in three weeks, you’ll be over it….and some new song will be out that gets you in the mood. But these Old school mutherf*ckers could make you want a man….reeeaaaalllllyyyyy want a MAN!!! You could break out an old school track today…..and you’d be stunned. Play that sh*t ANYTIME. You find the most jaded, man-hating woman on the planet….and these old school pimps will crack that ice….and MAKE HER BELIEVE.
So today, I’m gonna compare the two eras. You tell me who’s better at it.
First up, the new kids on the block…representing current R&B: Usher
Now this song is in my mp3 library…and it’s hot. The difference is the LEVEL of desire. Usher gets the panties wet….but these old school pimps get past the physical lust and to the heart….they make a girl LOSE HER DAMN MIND for a man. Poetry. They speak to the heart…not just the naughty bits….wanna know why you can’t get the fairy tale? Because you gotta go THIS deep.
Representing the Heavy-weight champs to defend the title….Lenny Williams.
I dare you to listen to this whole thing….and NOT want to find love….I dare you.
This song has been described as the greatest love song of ALL TIME. If you watched the Original Kings of Comedy, Steve Harvey talks about how this mutherf*cker loves this damn woman SO much, that he cried through the whole damn record…He REALLY loves this damn woman….not just wanting to get in her pants….he desires HER…all of her.
Read the lyrics….make your call:
Lil Freak —Usher
Aye girl yeah you da business
So what the business?
Don’t be shy
I’m just talkin’ to you girl
Aye ma, yo where yo man at?
I know you got that
Cause you too fine to be single out here girl
Yo buddy done fucked up
I’ll swoop this girl up
and what I’m bout to do
He’ll feel I did him wrong
Cause I’m bout go have a ménage
With this lady and some freaks at the bar
who like fuckin’ with a star
I told her
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
You go get some girls and
Bring em to me
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
You’ll let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
Be my little freak
Be my little freak
Let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
Let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
Aye girl, I see you like that
You gettin’ excited
And you rockin’ like a pro wit it girl
By the way, you got right on it
With the chick you wanted
And now you in the corner kissin’ on a girl
I-I I’m bout to have a ménage with these here ladies
Lookin’ little freaks at the bar
Lookin for a star
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
You go get some girls and
Bring em to me
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
You’ll let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
Be my little freak
Be my little freak
Let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
Let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
[Nicki Minaj:]
Excuse me little mama
But you could say I’m on duty
I’m lookin’ for a cutie
A real big o’ ghetto booty
I really like your kitty kat
And if you let me touch her
I know you’re not a bluffer
I’ll take you to go see Usher
I keep a couple hoes
Like Santa I keep a vixen
Got that dasher, dancer, prancer
Dixen, comet, cupid, Donner, BLITZEN!
I’m hotter than 100 degrees
A lotta bread, no sesame seeds
If I’m in yo city
I’m signin them tig ol bitties
I’m plottin on how I can take Cassie away from Diddy
The girls want a Minaj
Yeah they wetta than a Rainmen
Usher buzz me in,
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
You go get some girls and
Bring em to me
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
You’ll let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
Be my little freak
Be my little freak
Let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
If you fuckin’ with me
Really fuckin’ with me
Let her put her hands in your pants
Be my little freak
‘Cause I Love You — Lenny Williams
Girl, you know I love you
No matter what you do
And I hope you understand me
Every word I say is true, ’cause I love you’
Baby, I’m thinkin’ of you
Tryin’ to be more of a man for you
And I don’t have much of riches
But we gonna see it through, ’cause I love you
Some men need lots of women
For their passions to feel
But I want only you, girl
If it’s in, if it’s in, if it’s in Lord’s will, ’cause I, ’cause I love you
I, I, I love you, baby
With all my heart and soul, oh, oh, oh
I love you
I need you
I want you
I need you
Oh, oh, oh, your love makes me grow stronger
It keeps goin’ on, oh, baby, I’m glad I found you
I just love to be around you, oh, baby
You’ve been so good to me, oh, baby, oh, oh, oh
You know, one time things got so bad until
I had to go to one of my friends and talk to him
And I told him, I said, “You know
I’m having problems with the woman that I love
It seems that I call her on the phone and I, I just can’t get her to answer
And then I went to her house and I saw a car parked in the driveway
I knocked on the door, but still my knocks went unanswered
And then I went home and I, I watched television until television went off
And then I played my records until I just didn’t want to hear them
Anymore and finally I went to bed
But I found myself waking up a few hours later
And the tears were running down my face” And my friend told me
He said, “Lenny, you just oughta forget about her”
But I told my friend, I said, “You know, maybe you’ve never been in love
Like I’ve been in love, and maybe you’ve never felt the things that I’ve felt”
But this is what I told my friend
I said, “You know, sometimes you get lonely
You get lonely, you get lonely”
Oh, oh, oh and I cry, I cry
Oh, oh, oh
And the tears would fill up in the wells, in the wells of my eyes, oh baby
And then it got so bad, it got so bad
Till one time I thought I’d roll myself up in a big ol’ ball and die
And then I met you, darlin’ and you smiled at me
Oh, oh, it was such a pretty smile, yes, it was
And you reached out your hand
You helped me, you helped me, you helped, oh
I’m glad, baby, I’m glad, baby, oh, oh, oh, baby
I won’t ever leave you, baby, I won’t ever grieve you, baby
I’m gonna love you, oh, oh, oh, baby
I’m glad, I’m glad, baby
Oh, oh, yeah, baby, oh, oh, oh
I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, oh
I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you
I love you
